Red in the face
Congratulations to Elsie Leipst, Havelock North, who provides us with this week’s Most Embarrassing Moment and wins a $50 voucher from Hastings Pak’nSave.
When attending the Anzac service this year at the Fallen Soldiers Memorial Hospital, my mind went back to an embarrassing moment I had in September 1939 when training as a nurse at that hospital.
In our lectures we were told that in the case of a major disaster or an emergency, any nurse on leave or off duty was to report in uniform to the matron’s office.
I was the junior on night duty and was sleeping soundly when awakened by a colleague saying “We are at war – the Germans have declared war on us.”
There was no time to ask questions – this certainly was an emergency. Had the Germans already reached Hastings? I needed to get into uniform and report immediately.
Still only half awake, I dressed and arrived at the matron’s office.
In response to her “Come in,” I stood in front of matron with my hands behind my back and feeling the significance of this emergency said: “Reporting for duty matron. We are at war with the Germans.”
After what seemed to me an interminable silence, and with a broad smile on her face she replied: “Thank you nurse, you can go back to bed – and nurse do have a good sleep.”
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