Saints and Sinners As Seen in Hastings – 101 Caricatures By One of the Saints

SAINTS AND SINNERS

AS SEEN IN HASTINGS

THE CLIFF PRESS, HASTINGS.

101 CARICATURES BY ONE OF THE SAINTS

Printed and Published by the Proprietor of the Cliff Press, Ernest Sherman Cliff, Nelson Street, Hastings, at his Registered Office, Queen Street Hastings, Saturday, June 30, 1923.

KERSHAW’S
for
Furniture and Bedding
Linoleums and Spring Blinds
HERETAUNGA STREET, East.

P.O. BOX 203   Telephone 254
Westerman & Co
DRAPERY IMPORTERS
LADIES, MENS & CHILDRENS OUTFITTERS
DISTINCTIVE AUTUMN AND WINTER WEAR
CHOICEST MILLINERY
EXCLUSIVE COSTUMES
SMART COAT FROCKS
DAINTY EVENING FROCKS
LOVELY FUR COATS
BEAUTIFUL VELOUR COATS
CHOICE MARABOUT STOLES
BEST HOSIERY & GLOVES
Also Largest Selection of Dress Stuffs – Velour Cloths, Coating Velours, Serges, Gaberdines, Velveteens, and Silks –
ALL AT OUR FAMOUS LOW PRICES
WESTERMAN & CO.,
THE READY MONEY DRAPERS   HASTINGS

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD., Phone 422, HASTINGS, ALL DEPARTMENTS

Brr !…Brr !…Bang !…Crash …
Hello !
Brr again !
YES!. . . No, I’m not the artist. . . . I’ve been lucky enough, however, to secure one – one who could cope with the task of illustrating ” Saints and Sinners.” Yes, very much the genuine article, complete with velvet coat, baggy Pants, and shaggy hair.. . . That’s the fellah! You’ve probably spotted him stalking his victims in the street. . . .Between us we’ve got together a really stunning collection – all the lads of the village, old and young, grave and gay…Of course you’re in it! . . . A Sinner ?… By all means! What did you expect – a pair of wings and a
halo ? . . . Well, anyway, blame the irresponsible artist! . . .If you want the original sketch you can buy it, nicely coloured, ready to hang up in your billiard room… There’s been nothing as good for years as “Saints and Sinners,” and you’ll want to keep the book until you’re an old, old man. . . . Incidentally, it is being sold in a very good cause. . . . The Plunket Society gets a lift along, too. . . . They’ve taken over the entire publication and are making a big commission in aid of their funds. . . . Too true! – the advertisers responded like one man, all the keenest business intellects are behind this – they know a good thing when they see it. . . . No, there’s no limit to the number you may buy.  With each copy the fair vendor hands you an identity disc. . . . Half a crown is the price. . . . So cash your cheque and deck yourself out like a Zulu Prince. . . . It’s all in a good cause. . . . Cheerio ! . . . See you later !

KING’S THEATRE
KARAMU ROAD, HASTINGS.
The Little Theatre where De Luxe Seating, a delightful Orchestra, and the latest 1923 releases from the Paramount, Fox, and Selznick Studios synchronise.
Watch local papers for announcements re Big Specials.
WHEN WE ADVERTISE A SPECIAL,
IT IS A SPECIAL

T. COTTER WINE & SPIRIT MERCHANT, MARKET ST., FOR THE BEST OF LIQUOR

Wholly set up and printed at the Cliff Press, Queen Street, Hastings, N.Z.

WE DON’T HIRE MOTOR CARS,

Do not be
Satisfied!
With
One Apple
but
Buy a Case!
From
The Hawke’s Bay Fruitgrower’s Limited
HASTINGS
Telephone 61

Remember
This
Hardware
Store
ANYONE requiring Quality Hardware can always rely on getting it at this store.  Most of our stock is imported direct from the manufacturer.  We specialise in the
MADE IN ENGLAND GOODS
– not made in foreign countries.  We cater for the building trade, and can always supply what any builder requires. We always have big stocks of ORB BRAND FIRST QUALITY CORRUGATED IRON.  We make our own Spouting, Down Pipe, Lead-headed Nails.  We supply all good quality Fittings required when building the new house.  For the Plumber we stock his tools, also all material he may require for any job.
For the Painter we stock all kinds of Brushware, also Colours in Oil, Hubbuck’s White Lead and all Painting Material required.  For the Bricklayer, his tools of trade, also assorted colours of Tiles, Grates, Copper Boilers, Shacklock’s Orion Ranges.  For those about to set up housekeeping, all kinds of Household Ironmongery, especially Rustless and Stainless Table Cutlery, Semi-stainless Forks and Spoons.
We always have good stocks of the best makers.
To all enquiries we give a prompt answer.  As regards prices, we always quote our lowest.
Remember to shop at
Henry Williams & Sons Limited.
HARDWARE MERCHANTS,
HASTINGS.
Box 44.   ‘Phone 43.

WHEN BUYING LIQUOR, MAKE SURE IT IS THE BEST –

AS WE SUPPLY THOSE WHO DO

THE ROSARY
(A FANTASY).
There once was a jovial friar,
Who had the unholy desire
Of hauling the stumps
Of the frumps and the chumps.
To string round his neck on a wire.

[Frank C Fryer]

Wanted!
Do You want a House, a Farm, or a Job?  Do You want to Buy, Sell, or Exchange Anything ?
A Shilling Advertisement in The Hawke’s Bay Tribune is the best medium for disposing of things you don’t want, or acquiring things you do want.
PHONES –
Hastings – 39 and 1400.   Napier – 740.
Havelock North – 94.

THE UNIVERSAL BARGAIN COUNTER – Cheap, Quick, Efficient, Private

AND THE BEST IN LIQUOR IS AT T. COTTER’S, MARKET STREET.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD., AGENTS FOR

P.O. Box 109.   Telephones 162 & 800.
Hoadley, Son & Stewart, Ltd.
Karamu Road, Hastings
Herschell Street, Napier
STOCK AUCTIONEERS, PROPERTY SALESMEN, PRODUCE & MERCHANDISE
MERCHANTS.
AGENTS FOR
ROBERTSON’S FAMOUS HIGHLAND DIP, ROBERTON’S FOOT ROT PASTE, LAMB DRENCH, TEREBINE BALSAM, WEED KILLER, CREPHOL DISINFECTANT, AND ALL CATTLE AND SHEEP MEDICINES.
Full Stocks of Produce and all Farmers’ Requirements always on hand.
Regular Stock Sales held at Longlands, Onga Onga, Otane, Meeanee, Petane,
Puketapu, and Horse Sales held monthly at Hastings and Waipukurau.

ONGAONGA   2½
“ 2½! Wel’, what’s wrong with two and a half? ”

[WE (Bill) Hyslop]

WHY NOT BUY IT AT WHOLESALE PRICES?

HUDSON SUPER SIX AND ESSEX CARS.

IF THERE’S
HOSE
TO BUY
For Your Garden
Better consult us.  We can supply you with Garden Hose of absolutely guaranteed quality – non-perishable, durable, and reliable – at very lowest rates.
VERY SPECIAL!
SPRAY HOSE –
Our line of 7-ply Hose, tested up to 5001bs. to square inch.  This line of Hose we can faithfully re-commend to give long and valuable service for Power Spraying.
F. L. BONE
IRONMONGER • HASTINGS

“DARBY”

[AL Ryan]

POSITIVELY THE BRIGHTEST, CLEAREST, AND MOST WHOLESOME BOTTLED ALE PRODUCED IN NEW ZEALAND IS
“The Beer from Timaru”
You will know it by the Elephant’s Head on the label.
SOLE HAWKE’S BAY AGENT
T. COTTER, Wine and Spirit Merchant,
MARKET STREET, HASTINGS.

ASK TIM COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT, FOR A PRICE LIST.

WE ARE EXPERTS IN ACETONE WELDING

OUR WATCHWORDS ARE – BEST SERVICE WITH RELIABILITY.
McLeod & Gardner, Ltd.
(Established 1892)
Sawmillers, Timber and Builders’ General Supply Merchants.
MARKET STREET, HASTINGS.
LARGE STOCKS OF HIGHEST GRADE TIMBER – DRESSED AND UNDRESSED.
“Pudlo” (for waterproofing Cement), Cement, Hydraulic Lime, etc, etc.
ENQUIRIES SOLICITED.

YOUR GOODWILL IS THE GREATEST ASSET WE CAN HAVE!
To get your goodwill, and keep it, we must live up to what we say.  Should anything you purchase prove unsatisfactory, please return it for exchange.  Or, if preferable, your money will be refunded – and we say that our stock is the freshest, our prices are lowest, and our service quickest in town.  Try us and let us convince you.
We are also the leading CATERERS in Hawke s Bay.  Ask us for a quote for your next function.  Our Service, Quality, and Price will surprise you.
BOX 60.   ‘PHONE 487.
H. Z. CHAPMAN
Economic Grocery,
CORNER HERETAUNGA AND RUSSELL STREETS, FOR EVERYTHING A GROCER SELLS

T. COTTER, MARKET STREET, SOLE BOTTLER IN HASTINGS

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD.

“VERN”
BRAEBURN

[Vernon Colello]

PNZLPHB!
UNPRONOUNCEABLE.

[GM Pharazyn]

THE RAJAH

[John T Blake]

ELECTOR’S ROLL
THE BIGGEST HILL IN HASTINGS.

[Dudley Hill]

OF SPEIGHTS FAMOUS ALE AND STOUT.

WE ARE MANUFACTURERS OF AUTOMOBILE GEARS –

McGILL’S
(LATE G. BELL)
MUNICIPAL BUILDINGS, HASTINGS
Still the Cheapest House in Town for Glassware, Crockery, Toys, Stationery, School Requisites, Fancy Goods. Iron, Enamel, Aluminium, and Tin Ware, Household Ironmongery, etc, etc. If you are seeking some special line, save time and trouble and begin your search where you will eventually end it.
YOU CAN GET IT AT McGILL’S

‘Phone 389
CASH BUYER OF
GENTS’ BOOTS. SUITS, etc.
Also FURNITURE
FOR SALE –
New & Second-hand Furniture, Bedding, Suit Cases, Cabin Trunks, Tin Boxes, Etc.
Hastings Wardrobe and Furniture Depot
214 KARAMU ROAD (near Tribune Office)
T. A SMITH, Proprietor

Buy It Now!
A Suit to Measure – 95/-
From R. Martin
(Late Dodds & Martin),
Gents’ Outfitter, HASTINGS.

Telephone No 10, Day and Night.
J. MILLS
General Carrier.
CORNER OF QUEEN AND NELSON STREETS, HASTINGS.
All Kinds of Cartage undertaken by Up-to-date Motor Lorries.
Picnic Parties catered for.
Full Stocks of Motor Accessories – Oil, Grease, Electric Bulbs, Sparking Plugs, Benzine, Tyres, etc., stocked.
PRICES REASONABLE – SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

TIMARU SPARKLING ALE (ELEPHANT’S HEAD LABEL) –

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD.

NOT UNDERSTOOD.
W.R. (indicating immense flock of sheep to distinguished American visitor): “And they’re all hoggets, too, the whole furry lot of them!”
Distinguished American Visitor: “Gee! Same name again! Blame me if ol’ man Hawgett don’t own the hola Hock’s Bay !”

[WR Russell]

SOLE AGENT FOR HAWKE’S BAY – T. COTTER, MARKET STREET.

GEARS AND AXLES MANUFACTURED BY

A FRIEND IN NEED.
Mrs. Bloggs;  I’m fair worried about Rover, Mr. Donovan, and ‘earing as “ow yore on the ‘Orspital Board, I thought I’d insult you about ‘im. ‘E’s ‘ad these ‘ere purple and green spots orl over ‘is pore little stummic since Sunday!”
Tim: ” Mm! Let me see – spots on the stummick? Yes!  Go round to the chemist and buy a bottle of Freckle Remover – if that ain’t drastic enough, come back to me and I’ll give ‘im a drop of prussic.”

[Tim Donovan and Rover]

MUSIC AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS   GRAMOPHONES AND RECORDS   PIANOS AND PLAYER-PIANOS
AND THE
Latest Popular Song Hits
ARE STOCKED IN GREAT VARIETY AT
DON’S LIMITED
THE LEADING PIANO HOUSE
HASTINGS
You are invited to visit our Warehouse and inspect our Fine Selection of Instruments and Music.  Our assistants are at your service to demonstrate to you any of the Instruments you may be interested in.

T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT, HASTINGS.

THE T.M.C. HAVE A GOOD REPUTATION.

THE CHIEF ORPHAN –

I’m the heap big chief – the great Bellowing Papoose – I’m boss of the Orphans – I do as I choose – Who breaks my command for his sin shall atone – He’ll be thumped on the boko with the sacred bone.

[Harry Davies]

Thos. Ritchie
Certificated Plumber and Electrical Contractor.
Large Stocks of British-made Baths, Lavatory Basins, Cisterns, Galvanised Pipe, and all other accessories of Plumbing Materials; also
“Osram” Electric Lamps, from 8 c.p. to 600 c.p.
ESTIMATES GIVEN FOR TOWN AND COUNTRY WORK AT REASONABLE CHARGES.
Heretaunga St.
Hastings

OLYMPIA CABARET
HASTINGS
THIS HALL CAN BE BOOKED
FOR SOCIALS, DANCES, BALLS, WEDDING BREAKFASTS, BAZAARS, ETC.
BEAUTIFUL FLOOR.
Terms on application to
ARTHUR ROOM, MARBLE BAR, HASTINGS.

BOTTLER, AND AGENT FOR MANNING’S AMBER ALE AND STOUT.

STUDEBAKER CARS RIDE EASY—

‘PHONE 6.   BOX 6.
Baird’s New
Autumn Modes
Now Showing
REPLETE STOCKS FROM LONDON AND PARIS
Ladies’ Stylish Costumes in Knitted Wool, Serges, Gaberdines, and Velours.
Knitted Frocks from 23/6.
Fur Capes and Stoles.
All Wool Cardigans and Jumpers from 11/6.
Latest Novelties in Gloves and Hosiery.
Exclusive Model Millinery & Henderson Hats.
BAIRD’S
LEADING DRAPERS & MERCERS,
HASTINGS.

“For this relief much thanks.” – Shakespeare.
“MISTER”

[CI Mackersey]

E. T. INGRAM    ‘Phone 53.
HIGH CLASS GROCER & PROVISION MERCHANT,
HASTINGS.
Coffee fresh ground for each customer.
Fresh Cooked Ham always on cut.
Large Stocks of Household Hardware & Brushware always on hand.
Goods delivered in any part of the Borough daily free of charge.

WHISKY. BRANDY, GIN, WINE, LIQUEURS, ALE, STOUT.

AND KEEP ON RIDING EASY!

THE INK SPRITE
I’m full of fight,” quoth the Sprite of the Ink Pot.  “Its my delight to tilt with the feather of a hen, at the multifarious failings of me fellow men – to rend ‘em, and tear ‘em, never praise and never spare ’em, they all get a breeze up at the scraping of me pen.  I’m a bitter little critter, when I start, in this respect I’m quite a credit to me tribe, as Maurice often has said, ‘Ven tings is nice and placid,’ and I pour on the acid, gall and wormwood aren’t in it with my jibe.  Yards of foolscap! – gallons of ink! – gimme a pen and I’ll make you shrink.”

[LW Fowler]

Confidence
IN THE PURCHASE OF THE
Engagement Ring
MEANS THAT YOU
ARE SATISFIED THAT THE STONES ARE PURE
THE SETTINGS ARE SAFE
THE PRICE IS HONEST
Confidence
IS YOURS IN THE FULL
if you buy the Ring at Garland’s,
“THE QUALITY JEWELLER,”
Heretaunga Street.
HASTINGS.

[SO Garland]

CORDIALS, MINERAL WATERS, ETC., AT T. COTTER’S, MARKET STREET.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD., HASTINGS –

Partridge Super Cord Tyres
Guaranteed 8000 miles.
DON’T EXPERIMENT
FIT THE PROVEN TYRES
Call on the Alexander Vulcanising Works, Station Street, who can demonstrate and prove to you Tyres that have EXCEEDED 12,000 MILES SERVICE under hard use.
D. S. Laing & Son, Ltd.
NEW ZEALAND AGENTS, NAPIER.

Smarten Your Appearance!
Wear a Famous Eclipse-All Suit”
“Eclipse-All” Suits are selected by the smart, discriminating men of Hawke’s Bay, who know what it means to have good quality in their clothing.
These Suits stand alone for Quality and Value.
They are manufactured of the highest quality materials, the cut and finish being all that can be desired.  The man of good taste can be suited to perfection from our fine range.
CALL AND BE FITTED FOR ONE NOW.
Millar & Giorgi
THE GREAT OUTFITTERS,
HASTINGS.

WE SELL AT WHOLESALE PRICES AND DELIVER FREE OF CHARGE

IS NEW ZEALAND’S BEST EQUIPPED GARAGE.

As Others See us
TEMATA   PORT   FINE OLD SHERRY
BRING OUT THE MELLOW WINE, THE BEST CONVIVIAL WINE,  AND TEST ITS FOUR YEAR OLD MATURITY.
[Reginald Collins]

A PERFECT PEACH
[CH Slater]

A SNAP ON THE TUKI TUKI – BERT DECLARES THE CAMERA CANNOT LIE.
[Bert O’Meara]

THE CHOIR MASTER
“SWEET CHANTING WARBLER”.
[J Bewley]

HZ – INTERESTED IN ECONOMICS
[HZ Chapman]

Framed Originals, in colour, of all Sketches in this book are for sale. – Prices on application to G. Hartshorn, Russell Street. P.O. Box 58.   Telephone 1547.

AND WHAT WE SELL IS THE BEST. – T. COTTER.

WE HAVE A REPUTATION FOR ACCURATE WORK –

A Winning Double
CRAWFORD Whisky and ABDULLA Cigarettes
Both Hot Favourites, and certain to come up to expectations.
“I’m not Smoking!”
Dalgety & Company, Limited
AGENTS IN HAWKE’S BAY.

TO SECURE SATISFACTION, BUY YOUR WINE.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD.

“A MAN NOT OLD, BUT MELLOW, LIKE GOOD WINE.”  – Shakespeare.
[WJ Simkin]

“A SHOPPER IN HERETAUNGA STREET”

WHISKY, AND BRANDY FROM T. COTTER.

WE HAVE INSTALLED THE MOST MODERN

FERREOUS
BUT BY NO MEANS RUSTY
[J Stavin]

When Your Engine is Pronounced O.K.
and still fails to give satisfaction, look to the Spirit in your Tank, for it is there that the trouble lies.
Fill up with “Gold Crown” Gasoline, and note the difference.  The added power, smoother running, and quicker acceleration of your engine will demonstrate conclusively that it pays to use this 100 per cent, pure Spirit.
ASK YOUR GARAGE FOR “GOLD CROWN.”
“Gold Crown” Gasoline is a product of the Standard Oil Company (California), the largest Petroleum Producers and Refiners in the world.
Imported and Distributed by
C. H. CRANBY & CO., LTD., NAPIER.
GOLD CROWN GASOLINE

FROM T. COTTER YOU CAN BUY DEWAR’S CASE WHISKY –

DE VILBISS PAINT SPRAYING PLANT.

AT THE COSY
JACKFOOT
THE RATTLING RUSTLER of THE RIPPING REELS –
SEE HIM IN THE LATEST SOUL SEARING SOBSCENE –
“SHOOTIN’ UP HASTINGS”
SOME POSTER!!
[Jack Foot]

Telephone 509.   P.O. Box 232.
Beard, Bullen & Co.
AUCTIONEERS, LAND & COMMISSION AGENTS,
RUSSELL STREET, HASTINGS.
Regular Saturday Market Sale of Poultry, Pigs, Dairy Stock, and Horses, Fruit and Produce.
CLEARING SALES OUR SPECIALITY.

THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

HUMBER – ENGLAND’S BEST FINISHED CAR!

Carpenter’s THE Shoeists
The true worth of
Footwear
is dependent, first, last, and always, upon its quality.
For, after all, it is not what we pay so much as what we get for what we pay that counts.
THEREFORE,
DEAL AT
CARPENTER’S
NEXT TO ROACHS’, LTD.

EH?
Beneath the tower, on kerb below,
A worthy donor sighs – Heigh ho!
I wonder if the public know
That only several years ago,
With modest mien and little show,
I gave these chimes – ?

These chimes that mark the fleeting hours,
Announce the time to clear the bars,
And herald in the cinemas –
That call the populace to tea,
And set the bankers on the spree
Precisely at the hour of three –
Oh, do they ever think of me,
I wonder?

My gift forgotten – unextolled –
High time the story was re-tolled.
[EH Williams]

SPEIGHT’S ALE IS WELL KNOWN TO ALL.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD., AGENTS.

“A SPARKY WEE SCOT”
[Mr Johnstone]

LET KESSELL MAKE YOUR HAPPINESS COMPLETE
HYPNOTIST ? – NO !
MESMERIST ? – NO !!
CONJUROR ? – NO !!
VOT AM I ?
WELL, I AM WHAT PEOPLE SAY –
A RING MAN
of many a successful sale in Diamond Rings, Engagement Rings, Wedding Rings.
You smile all the while if
Bert M. Kessell
GAINS YOUR PATRONAGE AT HIS GEM SHOP, HASTINGS.
[Bert M Kessell]

Telephone 317.
THE HASTINGS
POULTRY SUPPLIES
DEPOT
LANGLEY & CO.
PROPRIETORS.
KARAMU ROAD.
Are now supplying Prime Goods at bedrock prices. Everything the Poultry Farmer requires in stock.
FRESH EGGS.
We are also Cash Buyers, all the year round, in any quantity, of
GUARANTEED FRESH EGGS.
Send your Eggs along and collect the CASH.
ALL DELIVERIES FREE.

THIS IS BOTTLED AND SOLD BY T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD.

THE TWO SAMS
“THEY GREW IN BEAUTY SIDE BY SIDE.”
[Sam T Tong and Sam Charlton]

PHOTOGRAPHS
of the Children Never Grow Up
Make an Appointment To-day
FOR THE BEST RESULTS IN
DEVELOPING, PRINTING, and ENLARGING.
Send you Films to us. – It’s our Business – not a side line.
Lovell-Smith’s Studios
Phone 315   HERETAUNGA ST   HASTINGS N Z.

THE NOVELTY CUT-RATE STORE
Fancy Goods, Crockery, Toys and Toilet Requisites, all at Cut-Rate Prices
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.   2 DOORS FROM GRAND HOTEL

IF IT BE A LIGHT ALE YOU REQUIRE.

FOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON AND TRIUMPH MOTOR CYCLES.

Knight’s Pharmacy
FOR THE BEST IN
MEDICINES
TOILET ARTICLES
PHOTOGRAPHIC GOODS
Three features of our successful business –
We carry the best stocks.
We have had world-wide experience.
We sell at reasonable prices.
Herbert B. Knight M.P.S.
(Late Royal Prince Alfred Hospital, Sydney),
CHEMIST & PHOTO DEALER, HASTINGS.

CHARLIE.
“A KNIGHT OF THE PIGSKIN.”
[Charlie France]

SOLE AGENTS; SAMSON WINDMILLS.   SUB-AGENTS; “WIZARD” LIGHT.
Telephones: Office and Works, 413; Jack Cowan, 1481.   P.O. Box 112.
LEQUESNE & COWAN
PLUMBERS AND SANITARY ENGINEERS
WINDMILL & HYDRAULIC RAM EXPERTS
HOT AND COLD WATER FITTERS
QUEEN STREET, HASTINGS
We now hold stocks of the New Samson Windmill, fitted with Roller Bearings.  It will pay you to see us before deciding to make your purchase.

T. COTTER CAN SUPPLY IT.

MICHELIN CABLE CORD AND GOODYEAR TYRES –

ON THE RANGE
THE DEAR OLD VET – PICKED IT ALL UP IN THE MAORI WARS –
[RJ Heslop]

LIONEL – (JUST ARRIVED)  “HOWS THE WIND OLD THING?”
JACK – (SOURLY) “PERFECT COW !!  HAVEN’T SCORED A BULL ALL DAY.”
[Jack Cowan and Lionel Braithwaite]

RIDE A BICYCLE AND
Get Service from Ten Heighway
THE SINNER, BUT KEEN AS MUSTARD
About Everything In the Cycle Line.
ALL BEST GRADES OF TYRES AND ACCESSORIES IN STOCK.
TELEPHONE 511.

NOTHING BUT THE BEST IS STOCKED

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD., STOCKISTS.

OVER THE STICKS
[H Hassall]

YOU KNOW THAT YOUR CLOTHES EITHER MAKE OR MAR YOUR APPEARANCE.
We number many of the well-dressed men in Hastings and district among our clients.
WHY NOT YOU ?
If you really appreciate Good Tailored Clothes you will come to
DUNKLEY’S
For Fine Tailoring
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.   ‘Phone 898.

AND SOLD BY T. COTTER, MARKET STREET.

ESSEX CARS ARE MANUFACTURED

THE SHORT SHORT HOSE

A KEITH MOTION TRAGEDY  IN ONE REEL AND A JERK
The Superintendent:  “Now then, Bob, are you quite sure you’ve got the big long hose on?”
The Deputy:  “Yes, Boss!”
The Superintendent:  “Well, hang on while I break all records!”
WHOOF!  CRASH!!!
The Deputy:  “Sorry, Boss – it must have been the little ‘un!”
[Keith Brausch]

ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS HAMPER – LET T. COTTER

IN THE FAMOUS HUDSON FACTORIES.

THERE IS CHARACTER IN A
“BARLEY” BUILT SUIT
which adds distinction to
THE SMARTLY-DRESSED MAN.
Every Garment bears the hallmark of particular attention to details which results in
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
Call and inspect our New Season’s Stock of exceptionally Choice Suitings.
Barley Bros. Limited
THE LONDON TAILORS & MERCERS,
HASTINGS.

Jackson’s
FOR THE BEST IN LOCAL AND IMPORTED FRUIT, ENGLISH AND COLONIAL SWEETS,
SOFT DRINKS AND ICES.
Jackson’s
Fruiterers and Confectioners,
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.
Telephone 110.
GOODS DELIVERED FREE OF CHARGE.

C. H. SLATER, Ltd.
ARE BUYERS
of all Local-grown Fruit.  Your CASH when you want it, but your Fruit must be Good.
We do not want Second-grade Fruit.

Christie’s
is the big full-stocked Furniture Warehouse in Queen Street, Hastings.
The Biggest Stock of Oak and Heart Rimu Furniture, Linoleums, Floor Rugs, Carpet Runners, Carpet Squares, Chesterfield Suits, Wire Mattresses, Wire Stretchers, the famous Milled Wool Mattresses, Prams, Push Chairs, Wicker Furniture – or, in fact, any line you require in Furniture is at Christie’s.
Everybody knows Christie’s business is built up on low expense, low prices, and high-class goods.
Always remember you get these nice, just-what-you-want goods for beat-’em-all prices at
CHRISTIE’S
QUEEN STREET   HASTINGS

MAKE IT UP FOR YOU AND BE SATISFIED.

EVERY T.M.C. REPAIR

A LARGE ORDER.
“PUT ME ON AN OMELETTE, PLEASE!”
[Mr Robertson]

Phone 1306   Box 188.
L.V. Zala
Manufacturing Furrier
BANK OF NEW ZEALAND CHAMBERS, HASTINGS.
All Repairing, Re-modelling, and Re-dyeing of Garments is done with the same care as new work.
In fact, I always aim to make each customer a medium of recommendation for my work through perfect satisfaction.
Quality and workmanship is of more importance in the creation of Fur Garments than in cloth or any other kind of fabrics.  Operating, as I do, a complete manufacturing establishment, with ever-ready personal service, you can rely upon perfectly artistic workmanship and fit.
My prices are as moderate as can be charged for reliable workmanship, and it will be a pleasure to estimate for you or your friends at any time.
COATS AND FURS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS ON VIEW.

T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT, SELLS CHAMPAGNE

MUST BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

“His Riverance”
[Reverend McDonald]

T. DONOVAN
COAL AND FIREWOOD MERCHANT
208 N WARREN STREET, HASTINGS
Telephone 178
Agent: Pukemiro Coal Mines

AND ALL LEADING BRANDS OF SPARKLING WINE.

WE HAVE NOW INSTALLED

“Out, damned spot! Out. I say! ” – Shakespeare.
CRAWFORD
OVER PROOF.
[T Cotter]

“OLD BILL”
[W Tait]

JAEGER’S
Specialists in Men’s Wear
Tailors of Distinct Merit
JAEGER’S
TAILORS, MENS’ AND BOYS’ OUTFITTERS
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS

WE CAN SUPPLY ROSS’S DRY GINGER ALE

TWO BOWSER PETROL SYSTEMS.

“The glass of fashion and the mould of form.”  – Shakespeare.
A POCKET CARPENTIER.
[WG Jaeger]

JOE
A WAIMARAMA RANGATIRA.
[Joe Gillies]

Booksellers
Librarians
Stationers
News Agents
FAIL’S
RUSSELL STREET, HASTINGS.
Telephone 1057.
ENGLISH & AMERICAN BOOKS AND PERIODICALS DIRECT BY EVERY MAIL.
RENTAL LIBRARY FOR TOWN AND COUNTRY SUBSCRIBERS.
Prices: The Lowest
Quality: The Highest
Service: The Best

IN ANY QUANTITY. – T. COTTER, MARKET STREET.

“GOOD BYE-EE!”
(A FANTASY OF THE DEPARTING EXPRESS)
THE LADS OF THE VILLAGE FAREWELL TO A POPULAR STAGE IDOL.

These are genuine photographs of the engine of Mr. James Barclay’s car before and after repairs at my garage.
Save the Pieces! I may be able weld them together.
EIGHT YEARS’ EXPERIENCE IN ACETONE WELDING.
ALL KINDS OF MOTOR ENGINEERING WORK.
FRED. HAWLEY
CORNER QUEEN STREET AND NELSON STREET, HASTINGS.
BEFORE –   ‘phone 1525   AFTER –

ARE ALWAYS GREAT VALUE!

A BRACE OF SPORTS
A PIN ENTHUSIAST AT THE COUNTY CLUB
MARTIN.
[Martin Baird]

JOCK
“Wee ba’ – ye’re unco dear tae me,
I’m feared tae smack ye aff the Tee –
Ye’re price, at hauf a croon, is much enough,
Faur better in ma pooch are you, than in the rough!
Losh me!”
[Jock O Craike]

THE DRINK OF ALL DISCERNING SAINTS AND SINNERS
Timaru Brewery Co’s Ale and Stout
AS PURE AS SUNLIGHT
AND BEYOND REPROACH.
You will know it by the Elephant’s Head on the label. On sale at the Leading Hotels.
T. Cotter, wine and Spirit Merchant   Hastings,
SOLE HAWKE’S BAY AGENT.

WITH T. COTTER. IT WILL BE DELIVERED PROMPTLY.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY. LTD., ARE

RANDOM SHOTS
THE SEC –
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
HASTINGS’ POET AND REFORMER
ODE
[Reginald Gardiner]

A LETTER FROM LES –
“THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY -”
W.P.B. P.T.O.
BANK OF NEW ZEALAND
PASS BOOK

Framed Originals, in colour, of all Sketches in this book are for sale. – Prices on application to G. Hartshorn, Russell Street. P.O. Box 58.   Telephone 1547.

THINK OF WHAT YOU SAVE BY BUYING FROM

FULLY EQUIPPED FOR EFFICIENT SERVICE.

Hotpoint
Electrical Servants
will make work a pleasure and double your leisure.
” Hotpoint ” Appliances are the most reliable and efficient obtainable.  They should find a place in every home!  The “Hotpoint” Range includes:-
IRONS – KETTLES – TOASTERS – STOVES – HEATERS – GRILLERS – PERCOLATORS – VACUUM CLEANERS, ETC.
Write or call for full particulars.  Demonstrations gladly arranged.
C. H. Cranby & Co., Ltd.   Hotpoint Agents
Tennyson Street NAPIER

The House for all your Pharmaceutical, Photographic, Optical, and Scientific Requisites.
Webber’s Pharmacy
RUSSELL STREET, HASTINGS.
P.O. Box 67.   ‘Phones 52 & 456.

‘Phones 493 and 395.
BEST VALUE IN HASTINGS
A fine Selection to choose from
WHETHER IT BE A DIAMOND RING, A WRISTLET WATCH,
or any other article of
JEWELLERY, ELECTROPLATE, OR SILVERWARE.
you should always bear in mind that our twenty years experience is at your disposal.
If satisfaction has not been yours in the past, you can make sure of it in the future by dealing at our store.
Honest dealing, reliable service, moderate prices, are at your disposal
S. J. McKee
THE RELIABLE JEWELLER.
Opposite Carlton Club Hoel [Hotel].

T. COTTER, WHOLESALE WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD..

The Three Vital Points which distinguish
C.A.V. Batteries
WITH WILLARD THREADED RUBBER ARE –
1. High Voltage Maintenance.
2. Low Heat Characteristics.
3. Ability to maintain output for a long
period of time.
C.A.V. Batteries to suit every make of Car.
Sole Distributors in Hawke’s Bay.
Our Battery Service Station is the most up-to-date in New Zealand.
We can repair or charge any make of Battery, and
OUR PRICES ARE VERY REASONABLE.
Note Address: – Electric Batteries, Ltd.
Opposite Public Library,
MARKET STREET, HASTINGS.
‘Phone 1200.

Roulston & Stanton
T. S. ROULSTON
A. E. STANTON
LICENSED LAND AGENTS
LICENSED SHARE BROKERS
LICENSED LAND BROKERS
BLOOD STOCK AGENTS
NATIVE AGENTS
INSURANCE AGENTS.
Office situated opposite Post Office, in QUEEN STREET.
Investment Shares a Speciality.
Loan, arranged on Freehold Security.
Properties sold or leased.
Rents and interest collected.
TELEPHONES:
Office   1317
Roulston (House)   546
Stanton (House)   1318

Mrs. Elder
The Leading Hair and Toilet Specialist
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.
Phone 737.
Marcel and Permanent Waving – Special Hair, Face, and Violet Ray Treatment – Shampooing  – Tinting, etc. – Hair Tonics, Pomades, Face Creams, “Inecto,” L’Oreal, and Best English Dyes always in stock.
Transformations, Toupees, and Switches Made to Order.
CONSULTATIONS FREE.

P.O. Box 5.    Telephone 71.
CORNWALL PARK NURSERIES,
NELSON STREET, HASTINGS.
Walter Webb
Nurseryman and Florist.
NURSERY STOCK.
A cordial invitation is extended to all to visit the Nurseries in the growing season and see for themselves the class of stuff on offer. Expert advice in respect to all classes of garden work always at the service of clients.

T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT, HAS DEWAR’S DRAUGHT WHISKY.

FOR C.A.V. AND WILLARD BATTERIES!
“On The Mat”
Watch his elephantine antics,
Note his missile homeward slammed,
See the pretty little kitty,
Smashed to atoms – R.B.  D * * * ! ! !
[Mr Simkin]

AND IT’S THE BEST.

THE T.M.C WILL TAKE YOUR OLD CAR

TYPICAL TURFITES.
“DINNY” AT PRESENT IN THE OULD-DART
THE SEC. H.B.J.C.
THE GENIAL JIMMY
ERSTWHILE WINNER OF BLACK ART
[Tim Donovan]

“THE KEEN EYE AND THE READY HAND”
JIM.
[Jim Donovan]

THE CLERK OF THE COURSE.
A CLOSE CALL FOR DESERT GOLD
[A O’Dowd]

MANNING’S OATMALT STOUT IS BOTTLED AND SOLD

IN PART PAYMENT FOR A NEW ONE.

All Sporting Material Stocked by J. D. DONOVAN
Tobacconist & Hairdresser,
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.

Play the Game!
There’s nothing like outdoor sport to keep one fit and happy.
If you do not play some kind of outdoor game, then we cannot give you better advice than to take one up. A few hours’ exercise in the open each week will add years to your life.  Call and have a chat about it with us. Our advice – the gleaning of many years’ experience – is at your service, and we will count it a pleasure to be of any help to you.
If you already follow some sport we can keep all your wants supplied.
Our Sporting Gear is by the world’s best makers, and is always fresh and reliable.
You will find that shopping with us is a habit that pays.
Land & Heighway
SPORTS DEPOT   HASTINGS

THE OLDEST-ESTABLISHED TAXI BUSINESS IN HASTINGS.
W. J. GRAHAM
PROPRIETOR.
Trips undertaken to all parts of the North Island.
Special Cars to all Race Meetings.
THREE SEVEN-SEATER CARS
AMBULANCE
MOTOR HEARSE
Telephone 1325   Hastings

BY T. COTTER, WINE & SPIRIT MERCHANT, AND IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE BEST

SERVICE IS OUR HOBBY!

THE BAT.
ON duty light
At dead of night,
I flit about the city,
With watchful eye
I ofttimes pry
On am’rous Bill and Kitty;
Or deal out biffs
To sozzled stiffs
Who doubt that I am gritty.
Let burglars brag,
They’ll strike a snag
When I get on their track, sir.
The only thing that gets my goat
Is the Sergeant’s frightful slack, sir!
[JD Commin]

Miss Dunphy
Late of Hygeia, Sydney,
LEADING SKIN AND HAIR SPECIALIST.
Face Massage, Hair Tinting, Chiropody, Manicuring.
MARCEL WAVING DONE BY AN EXPERT.
Next Grand Hotel,
HERETAUNGA STREET. HASTINGS.
‘Phone 1420.

Good Furniture Stays Good!
Good Furniture made to-day will be the sought-after ANTIQUE FURNITURE of the future.  The Scoullar-made Furniture  represents the finest in design, material, and workmanship.  You are cordially invited to visit the Scoullar Showroom, where a splendid assembly of high-grade and artistic Furniture productions await you.
The Scoullar Co., Ltd.
MARKET STREET, HASTINGS.
HEAD OFFICE   WELLINGTON

EVERYBODY KNOWS THE VALUE OF GOOD BRANDY.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY. LTD., HASTINGS.

THE DIEHARDS
(FRANK AND MORRIE)
Each ancient rep
Is full of pep –
He’ll rush about!!
With dash quite diabolic
Till breath gives out,
And ends his little frolic !
[ME Wood and Frank C Fryer]

Miss Sartori
Milliner & Costumier,
HASTINGS,
is now showing a large assortment of Navy Serge Costumes in the finest quality.
CALL AND INSPECT.

Manufacturers and Direct Importers of Statuary, Granite and Marble Monuments, etc.
All Classes of Cemetery Work undertaken.
Tong & Hoar
(Late WATERWORTH & CO.),
MONUMENTAL SCULPTORS,
KARAMU ROAD, HASTINGS
(next Tribune Building).
Telephone 121.   P.O. Box 124.
First-class Work at Moderate Prices.
Estimates & Designs supplied on request.

ONLY THE BEST IS SOLD AT T. COTTER’S, MARKET STREET.

RUBBISH !  (OR. WHAT’S TO BE DONE WITH THE QUARRY ROAD DUMP ?)
Cr. Garnett –
“Oh, what a chance for a civic jest!
We’ll build ’em an ornate Fathers’ Rest.”

Cr. Garry (an idealist) – “That, I think, would hardly do;
Instead, I would suggest a Zoo;
There’s an ideal cave for the Belgian hares
And a beautiful pond for the Polar bears.”

Cr. Cohr (Holding up garter) –
“Ven I see it first, I say to meself,
Now dot’s a funny ting.”

The Deputy Mayor –
“Our visit here is not a dud –
I’ve found a milkcan in the mud.”

[Albert Garnett, JF Simmons, FA Garry, M Cohr, RE Hay]

Drink only the Best!
Strachan’s Dunedin Ale and Invalid Stout
BOTTLED IN HAWKE’S BAY ONLY BY
J. A. Anderson
WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT,
Opposite Municipal Buildings,
HASTINGS.
‘Phone 453
DUNEDIN PRIZE ALE
W. STRACHAN & CO.
[JA Anderson]

“The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril.” – “The Merry Wives of Windsor.”

RUBBISH TIP
H.B.C.

Cr. Beatson –
“Much as I admire your talk, I’ll give this lot a miss in baulk.”

His Worship:
“Oh, for a larger honorarium,
I’d head the fund for a crematorium.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
It’s a crying shame, a poor outcast must
Moulder unmourned in the mire”

Cr. Fowler –
“Garn! Oo! Ah! Sob stuff! Droppit, etc.”

[SJ McKee, N Beatson, GA Maddison, AJ Kirkham, LW Fowler]

CHAS. BONE PLUMBER
HASTINGS
GUARANTEES ALL WORK UNDERTAKEN
POWER PUMPS
TANKS
WINDMILLS
GALVANISED PIPE
HYDRAULIC RAMS. ETC.
PIPE FITTINGS. TAPS. ETC.
Agent: Fama Flooring

SATISFIED CUSTOMERS ARE

STEVE
“MAC”
[Stephen Pell]

Wilson & Canham
LIMITED
KARAMU ROAD, HASTINGS.
10 Years   Established   10 Years
10 Years   in Hastings   10 Years

Sketched at the Yards
BILLY
FRED
STUDIES IN EXPRESSION.
The Flinty “Once Over” of the Buyer, and The persuasive glance of the seller.

IMPROVE THE VALUE AND DURABILITY OF YOUR CAR
AND GET IT PAINTED AND ENAMELLED BY
GEORGE HORTON
KING STREET, HASTINGS.
‘Phone 669.
BEST ASSORTED STOCK OF ENAMELS IN HAWKE’S BAY.

WE RAIL GOODS TO ALL TOWNS AT

THE T.M.C.’S GREATEST ASSET!

Exporters and Cash Buyers of
CALF SKINS, HIDES, SHEEP SKINS, WOOL, TALLOW, HORSE HAIR, ETC.
‘Phone 161.   Box 255.

‘DON’T FORGET THAT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS   HELPS”
[Bram Helps]

SALE OF THE OLD EWE.
Five bob I’m offered.
Seven it is!
Ten to you sir!
Damned poor biz –
Ten bob, bob, bob – bob ! !
Strike me!  Mine’s a rotten job!
Make it twelve – don’t let her stick.
‘S’truth, the market’s bally sick!
Come, have a heart! She’s here to sell,
And I’m as dry as flaming L!
Eleven, twelve, fifteen I’m bid –
Stretch a point to reach the quid.
A pound it is!  She goes to you.
All done, all done, at twenty-two!
[Alfred Reid]

VULCANISING
You can bring your Tire Repair Bill down to a minimum when you deal with
ALEXANDER’S VULCANISING WORKS
STATION STREET, HASTINGS.
Phone – 891.

SHORTEST NOTICE – T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT.

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY HAVE

Box 205.  Telephones 277 and 454.
de Pelichet, McLeod & Co., Limited
Merchants, Wool Brokers, Auctioneers, and General Commission Agents.
HASTINGS, NAPIER, PORT AHURIRl, GISBORNE, WAIROA, AND WAIPUKURAU.
HEAD OFFICE   HASTINGS.
AGENCIES:
HIGHLAND NECTAR WHISKY
BORTHWICK’S MANURES
MURTON’S DIPS AND FOOT ROT CURE
GILBEY’S WINES AND SPIRITS
NEW ZEALAND SHIPPING COMPANY

RUSSETTA DRY GINGER ALE IS COOL AND REFRESHING.

THE CAR YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.

Revenons à nos Moutons
DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT REFORM!
[E Hudson]

FLOODS! YOU CAN’T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT FLOODS
J Miller]

A TALL SMALL
[A Small]

LAST SEEN IN CLIVE

OVERHEARD.
“Heard the news, George? ”
“Mon, Eric, I’m hearin’ them all day long! ”
“I said news, not ewes.”
“Well, well, well! Yows, yows, yows!  Yes, yes, yes!  Mercy me!”
[George Elliott and Eric H Beamish]

Framed Originals, in colour, of all Sketches in this book are for sale. – Prices on application to G. Hartshorn, Russell Street. P.O. Box 58.   Telephone 1547.

AND CAN BE PURCHASED FROM T. COTTER, MARKET STREET.

IF IT’S PART OF AN AUTOMOBILE

When in Napier Visit the
D.S.L.
Hawke’s Bay’s Leading Quality Drapers, Mercers, & Men’s Outfitters.
There you will find any article you may require in the very best quality, and comparison of prices is invited to prove that the values are unbeatable.
All goods excepting heavy Manchester and Furnishings are forwarded free of cost.
We give 1/- in the £ discount on all Accounts paid by the 10th of the month following purchase, and 6d. in the pound if paid by the 20th of the month following purchase.
Our Country Order Department is under expert supervision, and we guarantee to give satisfaction to every customer shopping by Post or refund the money.  Shop with the House that has a guarantee behind every article sold, and which has built a big reputation for service and dependability during the short time it has been in existence.
Genuine – always Genuine.
THE D.S.L. NAPIER

UPON HIS TIP-TOES STALKETH STATELY BY.” – Spenser.
THE REGISTRAR.
Oh, Registrar! Oh, Registrar!
How bright and debonair you are,
In hat and tie so sporty,
Tho’ nigh four score,
You look no more
Than thirty-nine or forty.
What is the secret of your youth?
Why this sprightly carriage?
The answer isn’t far to seek –
You’ve booked another marriage!
[JB Braithwaite]

SPEIGHT’S ALE AND STOUT IS ALWAYS GOOD.

THE TOURIST MOTOR CO. HAVE IT!

“THE MAJOR”
[Mr Green]

Tyre Specialists
PNEUMATIC AND SOLID.
BEST ENGLISH SOLIDS FITTED AND DAY OR NIGHT.
HASTINGS ENGINEERING AND MOTOR WORKS,  KARAMU ROAD, HASTINGS.
Agents for High-grade English and American Motor Cars, Trucks, and Buses.
Oxy-Acetylene Welding in all Metals.
All Classes of Engineering Work undertaken.
Thoroughly competent mechanics only employed.
It will pay you to give us a turn.
Call, Write, or Ring.
D. Baker-Gabb
PROPRIETOR.
CERTIFICATED & PRACTICAL ENGINEER.

T. COTTER, MARKET STREET, IS SOLE BOTTLER IN HASTINGS.

IF QUALITY APPEALS TO YOU,

THE GENTLE ART OF INVESTIGATION.
Parties concerned:  A lady visitor to the Baths and a trio of Swimming Club officials.
Billy:  “Aha!  A winner in the Beauty Contest, or I’m no picker.”
Bert: ” I’ll swear I’ve seen her at the Cosy.”
[Bert M Kessell and Bill]

The Elite
Hairdressing Saloon
W. LeBas
(Next Hastings Hotel).
LARGE STOCKS OF CIGARS, CIGARETTES, AND PIPES ALWAYS ON HAND.
Razors Ground and Set, with a Guarantee.
The Sports’ Retreat.

Hood & Coxon
TAILORS AND COSTUMIERS
HERETAUNGA STREET (Opposite Cosy Theatre).
LATEST STYLES   BEST QUALITY
LADIES’ COSTUMES from £8.
‘Phone 1288.

TRY TIMARU ALE AND STOUT.

GET TO KNOW ABOUT THE HUMBER.

A close-up of the divinity with the goo-goo glance.
A.A.: “I’ll give one of my famous coughs, and round she’ll turn.”
EXIT Club Officials.
[AA George]

REARDON & WRIGHT LTD
NAPIER & HASTINGS
THE BIG THREE OF THE TAILORING WORLD

THE SOLE AGENT FOR HAWKE’S BAY IS T. COTTER, WINE & SPIRIT MERCHANT

WE REPAIR ALL MAKES OF AUTOMOBILES –

GEORGE – EVER IN THE BEST OF SPIRITS
[George Hartshorn]

MOTOR CARS
Fiat, Oldsmobile, Durant, and Chevrolet Cars
Call and inspect these beautiful Cars, and arrange for a demonstration run.
IMMEDIATE DELIVERY
Repairs by expert mechanics.  Stockists for Goodyear and Michelin Tyres,
Accessories, Oils, and Benzine.
H. R. BISLEY
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.

The Motor Car Electrical Specialists!
Most troubles with Cars to-day are due to Batteries and Electrical Systems.  Unless handled by experts with special training you must look for further trouble and expense.  We are equipped with Special Staff, Tools, and Testing Instruments for giving Efficient and Quick Service.
Authorised Representatives for:
GENUINE WILLARD BATTERIES, DODGE, NORTHEAST SYSTEMS, BOSCH MAGNETO, STARTING AND LIGHTING EQUIPMENT.
BATTERIES, SPARE PARTS, AND ACCESSORIES STOCKED.
The Hector Jones Electrical Co.
PHONE 1475.   KING STREET, HASTINGS.

HAVE YOU TRIED DEWAR’S DRAUGHT WHISKY ?

THE TOURIST MOTOR COMPANY, LTD.

MOLESKIN
A HERETAUNGA STREET FINANCIER

“ANTHONY HORDERN”
“Oh, my prophetic soul!  My uncle!” – Hamlet.
[I Smith]

L. J. Harvey
The Cheapest in Ironmongery and Crockery
New Goods constantly arriving from the makers.
Our personal supervision enables us to buy all the Latest Goods at lowest market prices.
If you are about to furnish it will pay you to call and inspect our fine assortment.  When in search of Wedding or Birthday Presents, we have the finest selection in Hastings.
INSPECTION INVITED.
HERETAUNGA STREET   HASTINGS

YOU CAN BUY IT AT WHOLESALE PRICE FROM T. COTTER’S.

TEN PER CENT.  T.M.C. CASH DISCOUNT

Come to “The Spa” at Taupo for Your Vacation
Wondrous sights, world-famous sport, an invigorating climate, health-giving hot mineral baths, excellent attention, and first-class cuisine.
The Spa Hotel at Taupo is now under the control of Mr. and Mrs. Sam Charlton, late of Hastings and Napier.
Wire, write, or telephone for rooms.
STOP AT “THE SPA” WITH SAM CHARLTON AND THE SUCCESS OF YOUR HOLIDAY IS ASSURED.

TELEPHONES: Hastings: No. 8.   Napier: nos. 1256 and 1257 (office), No. 1258 (Ironmongery).
ROBERT HOLT & SONS
Established 1860.
Timber, Firewood, and Coal Merchants
HASTINGS & NAPIER
WAIPA, NEWCASTLE, AND WESTPORT COALS.
DRY MATAI, RATA, AND MAIRE FIREWOOD.
AGENCIES – South British Insurance Company, Ltd.   Upson Wall Board.
Waipa Collieries, Ltd.   Phoenix Crown Galvanised Iron.

WE HAVE LARGE STOCKS OF GIN, AND SELL IT AT

ON TYRES, ACCESSORIES, and REPAIRS.

DOCTORS OF SOULS AND A SOLE DOCTOR
A METHODIST.
[Angus McBean]

C. OF E.
[RT Hall]

“WE’LL NO BE SAT ON.”
[Conway, Shoemaker]

LOWEST PRICE – T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT.

THE NEW MODEL HUMBER OPEN TOURING CAR

HOW HOGAN “CLANED” THE TOWN –
On constabulary duty I’m a divil!
It’s me slogan!
When I appear
The Fusilier
Accelerates, and fades into
The misty distance.
For, indade,
A very divil of a cop am I!
I’M SERGEANT HOGAN!
[Sergeant Hogan]

NOTHING IS WORTH HAVING UNLESS IT’S THE BEST.

CAN BE CONVERTED TO A CLOSED CAR IN TEN MINUTES

The Glory of a Beautiful Woman
is the admiration and envy of the world.
Ladies – You cannot afford to get plain and dowdy.
Consult us at the Marcelle Toilet Salon re
PERMANENT WAVING
GENERAL HAIR WORK
FACIAL TREATMENT
RELIABLE TOILET REQUISITES
All Our Preparations registered ” MARCELLE.”
Marcelle” Toilet Salon
COSY THEATRE BUILDINGS.
Appointments made personally or by ‘Phone 1061.

Telegrams: “Boyd Motors, Hastings.”
‘Phone 1262, Hastings.
J C. Boyd Motors
Automobile Repair Specialists.
Our Repair Work is done by a highly skilled staff of experts only, under the personal supervision of John C. Boyd, whose experience dates from the year 1906.

Municipal and Cosy de Luxe Theatres
The Houses of Quality Entertainments.
WE SCREEN THE PRODUCTIONS RELEASED BY ALL THE LEADING FIRMS IN THE ART.
Our Aim is to Please You in Entertainment and Comfort.
Showing every evening at 7.45.   Matinee Saturday at 2.30.   Special Matinee
Performances as advertised.
HEATING SYSTEM FOR WINTER COMFORT.

BUY YOUR LIQUOR FROM T. COTTER, AND BE SURE OF THE BEST.

ALL HUMBER CARS ARE NOW FITTED WITH THE NEW

THE THREE H’S
HUMBER   HUDSON
[WE Hyslop]

White & Co.
Fuel Merchants
King Street,
Hastings.
Telephone 1442.

‘PHONES:
Office and Furniture Department   122
Hardware Department   1225
PHILLIPS & WRIGHT, LTD.
Building and Jobbing Work of all descriptions undertaken.
Furniture of Artistic Design and Sound Construction manufactured on the premises.
Large Stocks of Moquette, Tapestry, and Covering Material on hand; also large stock of Superior Carpets and Rugs.
Builders’ ironmongery, Choice Wallpapers, and Painting Materials.  All at Lowest Prices.
PHILLIPS & WRIGHT, LIMITED
HERETAUNGA STREET, HASTINGS.

YOU CAN BUY ALL LEADING BRANDS OF WHISKY.

V-TYPE WINDSCREEN, THAT SIDETRACKS THE WIND!

FOR
Taupiri
Coalbrookdale
Newcastle
Coal
Maire
Rata
Matai
Pine
Willow
Firewood
Coke, etc.
Ring
WHITE & CO.
Telephone 1442.

“ME AND DOG”
[E Wilkie Watson]

WE GUARANTEE
QUALITY –
The hallmark of perfection.
CLEANLINESS –
Of vital importance in Bread-making.
CIVILITY –
The Essence of a progressive business.
THE
HASTINGS BAKERY
LIMITED
‘PHONE 74.
HOW DOES YOUR BAKER MIX DOUGH?

THE OLD WAY
THE NEW CLEAN HYGIENIC WAY
YOU ARE INVITED TO INSPECT OUR MODEL HYGIENIC BAKERY.

FROM T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT.

ALL HUMBER MOTORS HAVE THE NEW

CLIFF PRESS SPECIALS
The Cliff Press Printing and Bookbinding Departments
Equipped with Model 14 Linotype and expert service.  Type/written Letters by Linotype a Specialty.
Note Address –
The Cliff Press
Lending Library
“WHERE THE GOOD BOOKS ARE”
Every book is absolutely new, and our Special Cover and Book-mark ensures cleanliness.
Inspection invited.  Country Clients catered for.  Catalogue of Books free.
Queen Street (next Post Office).   Hastings

DRINK ONLY –
T.M.V. Wines
O.O. Whisky
Normandin’s Brandy
RING TELEPHONE 519, HASTINGS.
Reginald Collins, Ltd.
PROPRIETORS, TE MATA VINEYARDS,
BOX 88, HAVELOCK NORTH.

T. COTTER, WINE & SPIRIT MERCHANT GUARANTEES SATISFACTION IF YOU

PATENTED SLOPING-HEAD PISTONS AND OVERHEAD INLET VALVES.

BILL S——-
(“UP THE OLD STURMER.)
“HOW LONG WOULD ADAM HAVE HESITATED IF EVE HAD SHOWN HIM THIS ONE?”
[WD Southcott]

Hastings Timber & Joinery Co., Ltd.
For Joinery of Every Description.
WE MAKE CASKS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS TO ORDER IN OUR COOPERAGE.
‘PHONE YOUR REQUIREMENTS TO No. 158.
YOU WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION.  LARGE STOCKS OF SEASONED TIMBER ALWAYS ON HAND.
“PHONE 158.   J. HIRON. Manager.

DRINK LIQUOR PURCHASED FROM HIM.

THE TOURIST MOTOR CO.. LTD., WILL TEACH YOU

KNIGHTS OF THE GREEN
“PIT”
[W Jones]

AN OLD TIMER
[George F Roach]

A CHIEL FRAE THE SOOTH
[R Sunderland]

THE DRY REP – AND THE WET
[Mr Hoar]

DRAW TO THAT!
[Mr Cron playing at Kia Toa]

Framed Originals, in colour, of all Sketches in this book are for sale. – Prices on application to G. Hartshorn, Russell Street. P.O. Box 58.  Telephone 1547.

IF YOU ORDER YOUR HAMPER FROM T. COTTER, WINE AND SPIRIT MERCHANT, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

TO DRIVE AND HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR CAR.

CHECKS OR CHEQUES?
Both of the above are quite fashionable – the larger the better.
We are showing a Splendid Selection of Materials in the New Fashionable Large and Small and Broken Checks, also Tartan Colourings in warm woollen materials.  In the wider widths 1¼ yards is sufficient for an ordinary Skirt.
Prices are quite moderate – 4/6, 5/11, 9/11, 10/6, 14/6, 18/6 per yard.
SUTHERLAND & MITCHELL
The Ladies Wear Store, Hastings

Doctor (to Wowser being examined for life insurance):  I take it you’re not in any way rapid  You don’t dissipate, for instance?”  Wowser: “Well, to be perfectly frank with you, doctor I’m rather a demon for Ludo.”

This Drawing is issued by the Continua[…]

QUITE ‘ARMLESS
DTL S’HCAOR
Hori (horrified): ” Py corry! Tese pakeha birds not much like Te old wahine, eh?”
ROACHS’ LIMITED
Printed and published by the Proprietor of the Cliff Press, Ernest Sherman Cliff, Nelson Street, Hastings, Saturday, June 30, 1923.

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JollJ910_SaintsAndSinners.pdf

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Date published

30 June 1923

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Booklet

People

  • J A Anderson
  • D Baker-Gabb
  • Martin Baird
  • James Barclay
  • Eric H Beamish
  • Councillor N Beatson
  • J Bewley
  • H R Bisley
  • Chas Bone
  • F L Bone
  • J C Boyd
  • J B Braithwaite
  • Lionel Braithwaite
  • Keith Brausch
  • H Z Chapman
  • Sam Charlton
  • Ernest Sherman Cliff
  • Councillor M Cohr
  • Vernon Colello
  • Reginald Collins
  • J C Commin
  • T Cotter
  • Jack Cowan
  • Jock O Craike
  • C H Cranby
  • Harry Davies
  • Jim D Donovan
  • T Donovan
  • Miss Dunphy
  • Mrs Elder
  • George Elliott
  • Jack Foot
  • Councillor L W Fowler
  • Charlie France
  • Frank C Fryer
  • Reginald Gardiner
  • S O Garland
  • Councillor A Garnett
  • Councillor F A Garry
  • A A George
  • Joe Gillies
  • R T Hall
  • George Hartshorn
  • L J Harvey
  • H Hassall
  • Fred Hawley
  • Councillor R E Hay
  • Ten Heighway
  • Bram Helps
  • R J Heslop
  • Dudley Hill
  • J Hiron
  • Sergeant Hogan
  • Robert Holt
  • George Horton
  • E Hudson
  • W (Bill) E Hyslop
  • Ernest T Ingram
  • W G Jaeger
  • W Jones
  • Bert M Kessell
  • Councillor A J Kirkham
  • Walter LeBas
  • C I Mackersey
  • Mayor G A Maddison
  • R Martin
  • Angus McBean
  • Reverend McDonald
  • S J McKee
  • J Miller
  • J Mills
  • A O'Dowd
  • Bert O'Meara
  • Stephen Pell
  • G M Pharazyn
  • Alfred Reid
  • George F Roach
  • T S Roulston
  • W R Russell
  • A L Ryan
  • Miss Sartori
  • W J Simkin
  • Councillor J F Simmons
  • C H Slater
  • A Small
  • I Smith
  • T A Smith
  • W D Southcott
  • A E Stanton
  • J Stavin
  • R Sunderland
  • W Tait
  • Sam T Tong
  • E Wilkie Watson
  • Walter Webb
  • E H Williams
  • M E Wood
  • L V Zala

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